Monday, October 11, 2010

Menopause: Fear It!!

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Are you frightened?  Nervous? Worried?  Angel?  Devil?

Does your family run from you?  Do you run from menopause?  Those “years of misery, hot flashes, waves of weakness”?

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Menopause can cause devilish things to women!  Suffocated by hot flashes and nervous as a cat?

Try Lydia E. Pinkham Tablets or her famous “Liquid Vegetable Compound”.

The “original” version of the elixir contained 18% alcohol, so you just know old Mom was happy as hell when she took this for her “pains”.

Be symptom free and dead drunk during menopause thanks to Lydia E. Pinkham, a Goddess among women!

9 comments:

Midcenturymadam said...

I was definitely the devil...tense, tired and cranky. Come to think of it, those symptoms never left! LYDIA E. PINKHAM WHERE ARE YOU???

Lidian said...

I am gearing up to be the devil, too. I am in periwhatchamacallit and it is NO fun. Tired, cranky, Pinkhamless. Pour me a drink, willya, Lydia? Light on the vegetables and heavy on the compound!

Ah, the perfect CAPTCHA - GADUUMP! Which is the sound of me collapsing on the couch, while hollering ;)

Vintage Christine said...

Well, it DID have black cohosh which the Indians used pretty successfully for years, but let's face it--it was the 40 proof booze that got rid of the crankies. I am now happily way past menopause, much to my husband's everlasting relief.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Lydia E. Pinkham sounds like someone I'd like to meet!

3 doxies said...

Bets it's cheaper just too buy Moonshine.
Then again, I have been spayed soooooo...I haves no idea what you is even goin' on bout. But, mum says them pills sound like heaven on earth.

Puddles

Leah said...

Menopause is just a myth, right? RIGHT?!

1950's_atomic_ranch_house said...

Mom told me, women make too much of a fuss about menopause. It... just...stops... lol...

But it makes money if drug companies tell women they will have a difficult time without their meds ;)

Dolores said...

I'm sooooooo glad that I'm past menopause......I was a devil. I needed Lydia E. Pinkam, that's for sure.

Asta said...

sounds good to me
mommi has a hot flash evewy five minutes 24/7 fow the last fouw yeaws she might as well be happy, hehehehe

I love the pictoowe of Mogley G Wetwievew

I hope he gets a loving fuwwevew home
smoochie kisses
ASTA

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