I’m hungry. Let’s see what’s on the menu at the asylum…
Spam and egg salad on French bread. Thanks, but no.
How about Spam, cream cheese and onion on white bread? Really, no.
Spam and sweet pickle on a sesame bun? No. Grilled Spam and cheese on gluten bread? God, no. Spam and baked beans on a hot dog bun? Um, nurse? I think I’m feeling ill…
Spam, lettuce and tomato on whole wheat? Help me.
Spam, Swiss and sauerkraut on pumpernickel?
My brain just exploded. Pass me the Phenobarbital please. I’ll skip dinner.
What other horrors can you think of using Spam?