Tight 70s Clothes, Part Deux
Who wants to make a fat, lumpy impression? In this disco era of polyester shirts and pants, you need a thin wallet to make your butt stand out.
Holds three credit cards and your paper money. Even a fake picture of the wife. Because you know the most important thing about picking up women is cash and a black American Express card. With enough money, she won’t even care what kind of car you drive. Okay, she will, but not on the first date.
And if you hold your butt just right, like in the photo, no one will even know you have it on you, except for the prostitute.
Oh wait…this is a family ad. Pretend he knows that woman.