Your Face Is Your Fortune

IS THIS YOU?

Are you shamed by comments about your nose?  Do people say you’d look better if your nose were fixed? 

Are you miserable about your ill-shaped schnoz? Do people compare you to Jimmy Durante?

We can help!  We can take care of your nose, protruding ears, thick lips, wrinkles, cleft palate, hair lip and even under-developed breasts!!  Woman or man, girl or boy, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!!

Girls, don’t waste your time crying in a corner.  Men will want you once you take care of the way your face looks.  Why be a spinster?  Take all of your savings and do it now.  A husband is better than money, trust us, we know these things!

Men, don’t wait!  Get your face fixed and soon you can have a wife who’ll do everything for you!  Never lift a finger again!

Send for our booklet now!  We’ll send it to you in a plain, unmarked envelope so that nosy postman won’t spread the word around town. 

Be not afraid!  We are trained professionals!