All I Want For Christmas is a Man!

Back in the old days, women were considered commodities, a thing that kept your house clean, birthed your progeny, cooked and generally did what men wanted.

And it was really, really easy for women to get husbands.

Now, when women do everything for themselves, and men no longer are Neanderthals, it’s impossible to find a husband!

Now, I’m not advocating a return to female slavery, I just wonder when it started getting so hard!  Firsthand, I can tell you that most men do not like independent women (from my experience).  Yet they say they do.  Women say they don’t want men to “take care of them”, yet they say they do.  I actually got dumped by a guy who said “you’d make a great wife”.  Huh? (Love the part of the ad that says “our women are anxious to meet you”…read: desperate.)

It’s confoozing, lemme tell ya.

I’m thinking of starting a “oh my God, I’m gonna be 50 and end up as the crazy dog lady in the corner house” service.  Do you think it would work?  Advice, psychobabble and slaps upside the head requested.

Ho, ho, ho.

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THANK YOU to all who have donated so far to Blueberry’s Operation Fund.  Frankie Furter has organized an auction with proceeds to go to the Fund.  Please participate, there’s a lot of nice stuff auctioned off!!  You could get your Christmas shopping done!!!