How to Know You Picked a Questionable Woman and Other Things
First clue: When you’re thinking romance, she’s thinking Spray Starch.
She’s all dressed up, you’re all romantic and all she can think about is ironing.
Think Stepford Wife.
Now she’s a little more appealing, isn’t she?
Please tell me again how these ads sold product. (and 7 cents off…we’ll never see coupons like that again!)
For those of you kind enough comment on my recent “loss” and wondered if the clock could be salvaged, here’s your answer…
As you can see, sadly…no.
But I took your advice and went out and salvage the advertising glass (as much as I could) so I could make something out of it. What, I’m not sure, but hey, I would have never thought of it if it weren’t for all of you. Here’s what I saved…
Something can be made of this, can’t it?
And for the others who were kind enough to ask about my hand, it is healing nicely. Nice scab that I have to keep out of Minnie’s mouth, but I’m trying not to cover it anymore since a package of Target bandaids gave me a rash. Latex free, yes, adhesive deadly – you bet!!