More Turkey and Smoking

Ah, Thanksgiving dinner.  A time for stuffing yourself, a time for smoking.

According to Food Editor Dorothy Malone, smoking after meals is not enough!  You must smoke during the meal as well!

Tomato soup?  Don’t mind if I do!  And a Camel after, sure!  Waldorf Salad?  Yes!  A Camel after…um, okay.  Turkey?  You bet!  Seconds?  Not before that Camel!  Dessert?  Pie or Cake?  Here’s a Camel with that too!

Camel’s “ease tension” (God knows, family breeds tension!) and “clears your palate”.  Smoking gives you a sense of “ease and well-being!”

Now that you’ve pushed away from the table and unbuttoned your pants, here’s a Camel! Says Salesman Ferguson, “The best meal I ever ate would be a disappointment if I couldn’t enjoy Camel’s!”  He’s a salesman – HE KNOWS.

One recommendation – open all the windows or eat outside.  Unless you like yellow walls and pre-scented curtains.

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