Ah, Thanksgiving dinner. A time for stuffing yourself, a time for smoking.
According to Food Editor Dorothy Malone, smoking after meals is not enough! You must smoke during the meal as well!
Tomato soup? Don’t mind if I do! And a Camel after, sure! Waldorf Salad? Yes! A Camel after…um, okay. Turkey? You bet! Seconds? Not before that Camel! Dessert? Pie or Cake? Here’s a Camel with that too!
Camel’s “ease tension” (God knows, family breeds tension!) and “clears your palate”. Smoking gives you a sense of “ease and well-being!”
Now that you’ve pushed away from the table and unbuttoned your pants, here’s a Camel! Says Salesman Ferguson, “The best meal I ever ate would be a disappointment if I couldn’t enjoy Camel’s!” He’s a salesman – HE KNOWS.
One recommendation – open all the windows or eat outside. Unless you like yellow walls and pre-scented curtains.
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