Toys? No Way!! Gimme a Pillow!!
Who needs cool gifts when you can have a Kool gift??
Koolfoam that is!!
Dad, obviously hung over, appreciates the “perfect gift” of a pillow as it means he can lay it on the floor and block out all this Christmas fun. “Can’t Sally just be quiet? I’m still spinning from the office party!”
Sally doesn’t need a doll, or blocks, or even some cool new socks – NO! She wants a pillow! You see, mom never let her sleep in a big bed; poor girl is still in her Comfy Crib. A pillow is the first step to the outside world!!
Mom? Well, clearly Mom is plain crazy. She’s been carrying around that pillow since November 3rd, and she’s not giving it up easily. I see a slap-fest a’ happenin’.
What’s YOUR perfect gift? Did you ever get it?
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