Ideas For The Weekend

Yeah, this should work.

Male or female, I want you to try this over the weekend and report back to me.  Here are your instructions.

1. Move in pretty close to your victim.

2. Point invitingly to your Captain Morgan. 

Rum.

3.  Ignore any remarks about hairy old men (unless you are one).

4. Pour the rum into a glass.

5. Keep talking about Captain Morgan’s homeland (the Caribbean), windswept beaches and palm trees, and why you’re obsessed with a pirate.

6. Add some coke or ginger ale to the rum. Possibly a roofie or two.

7. Hand the drink to your intended.  Subtly say “yo ho ho”.

8. When they ask for another drink, remind them you have Captain Morgan at home.

9. While driving home alone, remember to slap the crap out of Captain Morgan when you get there.

PS: Do you think they’re showing enough of her boobs, or am I wrong?

Happy Weekend everyone.  I’m going to try to get out of my depressive funk by shopping.  I’ll let you know what happens.