Hot damn, it’s time to gay up the house!
You too, can do it yourself, unless, of course, you’re a woman. As shown in the illustration, women can only watch while a man in a tie does the dirty work. Ignore the happy man in the photo. He got paid to be there.
Is it snowing in their house, or is the hubby sweating profusely? I just can’t tell. Not that the wife would notice, what with having no nose and all…well, neither would he. It appears a tragic double nose amputation happened prior to install.
Behold Gaytop…it’s gay and resilient, easy to clean, good to look at and quiet to work on. Available in gay colors like fuchsia, tangerine and leather bar, this new laminate comes with it’s own glue, which is a party in itself.
Make your home Gaytop gay!!
WARNING: Do NOT Google “gaytop laminate”. Just don’t, okay?
personal note: The doctor’s office called and I have to be there at 7:30 a.m. Is this cruelty or what? I’m not even scheduled for the op until 9 a.m. My mother is not amused. Do they know how much I’m going to hear about this? I think not.