Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Preparing for Our Next Holiday

valentineundies

Well, since it’s January, it’s time to start thinking about our next big holiday – Valentines Day – or what I refer to as “Prove Your Love To Me With Extravagantly Expensive Floral Arrangements, Candy and A Little Bloodletting Day”.

How best to please your husband?  Matching Mother and Daughter undies!

Wait, WUT?

That’s right, mother and daughter matching undies! (Shiver…my mom wears granny panties…)  Lollipop Cuffing, a wonder of manufacturing in Nylon, is loved throughout the world.  So much so, that Globe Knitting Works presents “Bubble Duds”, the “Sunday Best” of Lollipop!!

10 delectable colors in Lollipops, but you’ll have to settle for 5 pastel colors in Bubble Duds.  Quality lingerie to surprise your sweetie (or daddy…ew…) for Valentines Day!!

Does anyone else find Bubble Duds a very odd name for underwear?  Like, who wants a Bubble Butt anyway?  And isn’t it weird that Mom has installed trapeze’s in the house and is swinging away with little Sally?  I think some phone calls need to be made…

11 comments:

Benny and Lily said...

Love the poster, but it sure is an odd name, BOL
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

You're always cracking me up with these! There are so many wrong places I could go, I'd better just behave! I -- no, just no!

Mogley G. Retriever said...

I wonder how you would give such a gift? Perhaps a nice candle light dinner, then across a candle lite table, slowly hand mother and daughter each a wrapped package? Then wait while they unwrap them and smack you in the face? What would you have as a dessert course for such a romantic dinner? Obviously something involving cheese cake.

If they liked the presents, it paints some very disturbing mental images. Mother and daughter?

Mogley G. Retriever

Elyse and Riley said...

Wow... We're not even gonna go there. This is more than slightly disturbing! Did people back then not find this strange??

Elyse and Riley
(Who are NOT wearing matching bubble duds underwear!)

Mr. Pip said...

Bubble Duds! BOL, that's a riot!

Your pal, Pip

24 Paws of Love said...

I agree, why in the world are they swinging in their underwear?? Maybe the Bubble Duds have special padding for playing on swings??? I don't know.

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Bubble duds? No thanks!

3 doxies said...

BWhahahahahaha...OMD, I could say so much heres but...uh....LOLLIPOPS just makes it even worse.

Puddles

Mack said...

Very strange...
And did they say Lollipop cuffing???

1950's_atomic_ranch_house said...

Ahhhhh Ohhhhhhh Kaaaaaaaay. Nuttin says "role model" like Mom looking her best in granny panties and bullet bra.

MmmHmmm well at least it wasn't a Kirby vacuum cleaner =D

Samantha said...

Briefly, we believe several phone calls should be placed. (Where do you FIND these things???!!!) Too funny (and weird also!) - can't believe it! Truly the sort of sideshow stuff of circuses!
xo
Sammie, Avalon and Ozzie and Ma

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