Okay ya’ll, this will be your last trip to that blasted grocery store.
Go buy donuts (any kind you like), Cool Whip, pudding in whatever flavor you like and “decorations” like nuts or cherries or if you really want to get fancy, strawberries.
Ready? Okay! Take a donut and cut in in half. Not like you were sharing it, like you were making a two-layer cake. Oh wait, you don’t know how to make cake. Like an Oreo. Split the donut where the creamy center of an Oreo is. Got it? Good.
Now, put one half of the donut on a plate. Smear pudding on it. Put the other half of the donut on it. Smear it with pudding. Top it with Cool Whip and one of your “decorations”. Done!
For the fancy version, put half the donut on a plate, put Cool Whip on it and then some kind of fruit. Then put the top on and do it again. Why this is fancy, I don’t know…I’d rather have pudding than Cool Whip, but hey, they made the recipe, not me.
Now, when I say fruit, I want to caution you that fruit cocktail in a can doesn’t necessarily qualify as fruit. To be fancy, it has to be fresh fruit. If you want a fruit cocktail dessert, instead of donuts, buy Twinkies and don’t split ‘em. Just pile them in a pan, pour the fruit cocktail over it, cover it with Cool Whip and your done.
There! Three dessert recipes. You now have an entire “repertoire” of recipes (that mean “a lot”). Now you can invite the boss for dinner!!
Well, at least your mother-in-law.
Here’s your Certificate of Graduation!
it is with my great sadness to say that Stubby has crossed the bridge. i’m sure his mom would appreciate some kind words from everyone. Run free, Stubby. We will miss you on this Earth.