It’s your job as a woman to not only know how to make a sammich, but how to dress in a provocative way to lure the menfolk to your table.
Vast research has found that men are led to the table by women wearing false eyelashes and pith helmets. Seriously. They did the research, it’s true.
Wonder Bread has been known for generations to trap men folk from 3 to 93, but it seems kind of out of place to mention children in this ad. I personally know men who will only eat Wonder Bread with fried bologna. After that, Wonder Bread is worthless. It does wad nicely, and cleans spots off your wallpaper.
So, get out your eyelashes and pith helmet, and ZAP!! You’ve trapped him. Now you just have to figure out why you wanted to in the first place.