Thursday, January 20, 2011

Shut Up and Make Me a Sammich!


It’s your job as a woman to not only know how to make a sammich, but how to dress in a provocative way to lure the menfolk to your table.

Vast research has found that men are led to the table by women wearing false eyelashes and pith helmets.  Seriously.  They did the research, it’s true.

Wonder Bread has been known for generations to trap men folk from 3 to 93, but it seems kind of out of place to mention children in this ad.  I personally know men who will only eat Wonder Bread with fried bologna.  After that, Wonder Bread is worthless.  It does wad nicely, and cleans spots off your wallpaper.

So, get out your eyelashes and pith helmet, and ZAP!! You’ve trapped him.  Now you just have to figure out why you wanted to in the first place.


Wyatt said...

And 3 slices of the stuff. That will stick to the roof of your mouth!!


houndstooth said...

Ha ha ha! Wonder Bread always suckers them in! Try a bikini made of Wonder Bread and then you won't need the helmet or the fake eyelashes!

Barbara said...

Now THERE'S an idea!

capewood said...

The girl in the ad would have gotten me with the pith helmet. No sandwich required.

Samantha said...

Hey - You forgot the marshmallow fluff to go with that bologna! Oops. Can't clean the wallpaper with that stuff stuck to the bread.
Sammie, Avalon, Oz and Mom

just call me jo said...

You know, I was thinking of Wonder Bread the other day because...I can't find any in Arizona. Maybe I just don't shop at the right places, but I haven't seen the colorful balloon packaging any where since I came to this state. (I also can't find Nalley's chili here. And clerks look at me with blank stares when I ask. They've never heard of it. What?)

DrJulieAnn said...

Hey, come to think of it, I haven't seen Wonder Bread in a while, either. I'll have to look specifically for it when I'm grocery shopping today.

Anonymous said...

All I see is Safari...I cant get past the hat. Too funny

sophie...^5 said...

I always WONDERED about that stuff...just a bit too creepy to ingest or even digest. Gag me with a spoon, I say!!!!

cathycan said...

Men have always been lured by the promise of a sandwich.

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