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It’s Your Fault You’re Single

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5 million women who want to get married won’t because they have bad breath.

Men never have this problem.  Ever.

Use Listerine or be single. 

It’s your choice.

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Vintage Christine said…
Oh come ON! If a man saw a woman who looked like her, she could have dog breath and he'd still marry her.
Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:30:00 PM
24 Paws of Love said…
Thank goodness I'm already married, or I'd never be!! BOL
Thursday, February 17, 2011 11:58:00 PM
3 doxies said…
Ummmmm...I has dog breaf...hehehehe. BOL at Vintage Christine.

Puddles
Friday, February 18, 2011 4:31:00 AM
FANCY the Red Standard Poodle said…
I check my Human's breath every morning...but now I know she doesn't need me to do it...she's married. :)

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

P.S. I decided it was time to "officially" follow you...
Friday, February 18, 2011 11:30:00 AM
life in red shoes said…
I swear, and I do often, how in the name of sanity have women survived such stupidity?
Friday, February 18, 2011 1:18:00 PM
klahanie said…
Hi, it's me Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star.
Gary, the guy I allow to live with me, puts my doggy breath to shame. I really must find out his secret! :-)
Pawsitive wishes and rather tame doggy breath kisses, your way, Penny xx
Friday, February 18, 2011 4:08:00 PM
Dolores said…
I must have bad breath early in the morning..... Casey (the dog).... loves giving me kisses and sniffing my mouth...... she only likes stinky stuff.... EEEKKKS!
Friday, February 18, 2011 6:18:00 PM
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