It’s Your Fault You’re Single

listerine

5 million women who want to get married won’t because they have bad breath.

Men never have this problem.  Ever.

Use Listerine or be single. 

It’s your choice.

Comments

Oh come ON! If a man saw a woman who looked like her, she could have dog breath and he'd still marry her.
24 Paws of Love said…
Thank goodness I'm already married, or I'd never be!! BOL
3 doxies said…
Ummmmm...I has dog breaf...hehehehe. BOL at Vintage Christine.

Puddles
Unknown said…
I check my Human's breath every morning...but now I know she doesn't need me to do it...she's married. :)

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

P.S. I decided it was time to "officially" follow you...
I swear, and I do often, how in the name of sanity have women survived such stupidity?
klahanie said…
Hi, it's me Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star.
Gary, the guy I allow to live with me, puts my doggy breath to shame. I really must find out his secret! :-)
Pawsitive wishes and rather tame doggy breath kisses, your way, Penny xx
Dolores said…
I must have bad breath early in the morning..... Casey (the dog).... loves giving me kisses and sniffing my mouth...... she only likes stinky stuff.... EEEKKKS!

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