Prince is a Dick
Prince has become an awful crab. He has to work with two guys who don’t seem to understand that HE’S SITTING RIGHT THERE!
Ever since they put him at that desk, Arnold and Jacob have gabbed, gabbed, gabbed instead of filing those TPS reports. Prince became restless, irritable and disagreeable. And they messed with his red Swingline stapler too.
Fortunately, Prince’s wife bought him Dr. Miles Nervine, an extract of “ingredients” long recognized as safe and effective, and made under “the supervision of competent chemists”. You can’t trust those bozos down at the five and dime, oh no you can’t!!
These safe ingredients, Phenobarbital, Demerol, chloral hydrate and Benzedrine, mixed with powdered laxative, help calm Prince and make him less irritable. He sleeps well and functions as good as any of those hard drinking executives. And now he doesn’t feel like burning the place down. He’s mellow, man.
Dr. Miles Nervine…it’s a miracle of science.