That Old Sucking Feeling
Are you unnecessarily bald? Lots of people don’t realize that baldness is completely a choice. That’s right, you just aren’t working hard enough at having hair.
If you aren’t using your head muscles and blood vessels enough, the circulation cuts off and kills your hair. That’s why Sudoku is so popular. Ever notice a bald person playing Sudoku? NO! That’s right! Every capillary in their scalp is being fired and hair grows like weeds!!
If you have problems stimulating your cranial vessels, there is help. Our Hydro-Vac Machine works by creating a sucking motion using an ordinary faucet and our magic hat. It’s a Vacuum Helmet, for goodness sake! It’s a freaking miracle, that’s what it is!!
It uses the same principle as those horrible expensive head suckers, but this one will only cost you $19.95!! That’s right! And if you order RIGHT NOW, we’ll throw in our special scalp refresher “Sucker Wash”, a $35.00 value! What a deal!!
Don’t wait, call now!
(if you develop a rash, see a doctor)
Comments
This machine is sold by the millions today. If you will just compare a photo of the Hydro-Bac M\machine with the modern motorcycle helmet? It is the same thing, it just comes in colors to match your ride. Why do you think those Harley riders have so much hair on their chests? They sleep with the helmet on their stomach. There is one design defect they have not cures yet, when you exceed 90 miles per hour in one, it's suction increases and it removes brains through the hair follicles. Which explains a lot about the motorcycle culture.
Mogley G. Retriever
p.s. We ride motorcycles, we just do it slowly.
Mogley G. Retriever
Oh no, you didn't hear it here, not from me! lol...
Benny & Lily
Bring it on sista.
So glad you stopped by, I love your blog.
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