Are You Fat? Smoke!
Are you sitting in front of your computer eating ice cream? Candy? A full meal?
WELL, STOP IT!!
Everyone knows that when you’re tempted to put something in your pie-hole, you SHOULD be reaching for a Lucky!
It’s the finest cigarette you’ll ever smoke, because they “toast” their tobacco first – they smoke it before you do!! It also has a super-secret heating process! Heat purifies, which means all the bad things are GONE!
Really! 20,679 physicians say that Lucky’s are less irritating to your throat, so if you cough a lot, it isn’t because of the Lucky! You probably have TB or lung cancer, but hey, Lucky’s won’t hurt you!
AND you’ll stay thin so you’ll be able to run hurdles, or whatever it is you do all day.
So stop eating and start smoking! It’s good for you!