The New Spring Fashions!!

It’s here!  The new Spring Catalog!  Ooh, I can’t wait to read it…

Wait, wut?  How did this get in here…let’s see…well, that halter jumpsuit could be nice.  The flares alone will hold my second gun that I strap to my ankle.

Hmmm…I couldn’t really wear that see-through nightie with the kids around…but Harry might get a kick out of it.  Falsies and sticky bras…and oh!  Gee, a bra with no front.  Well, I wonder what the PTA would think of that.

Of course, after a hard day, that back massager looks pretty good and I could have a drink in the glasses that make the men naked when cold…oh wait, the kids.

I think I’ll just stick to the pasties for now…where is that Sears catalog anyway…