Look at that innocent face. You hate it, don’t you?
Well, you must if you’re driving around with Dead Wiper Blades.
That’s right, those old, dead blades keep you from being able to see, making you susceptible to needless, storm-bread smashups that KILL CHILDREN. You irresponsible driver YOU.
Dead blades lead to dead children more than POLIO does, you rotten, evil person.
Prove you love your children and change those dead blades to live blades today. Eight out of ten people who are REMINDED to buy blades buy ANCO (probably because they’re sold where they are “reminded”).
Don’t hate children. Buy ANCO.
Have a nice day.