|Tuna Salad that Looks Like Vomit!!|
Yes, you too can make exciting new salads with the help of Ann Page. Salads that will add pounds to your body...wait, that's not true, because you'll probably be purging them later...
Anyway, here goes. Take a nice, ripe tomato. Cut the tops off with a pretty design. Scoop out the guts and throw it in a bowl. Now add 2 cans of tuna, 3 hard boiled eggs that you've chopped up (but save half for "garnish"), 1 cup of mayonnaise (or Miracle Whip, the mothership of "salad dressings"), 3 tablespoons chili sauce, chopped chives or onion tops, and 2 tablespoons of capers.
Slop this mixture into the tomatoes, top with more dressing. Done!
You've just made Tuna Salad De Luxe! I know that when I have friends over, I always serve them something mayonnaisy and flesh colored. They love it.