I’m A Little Bit Royal…
Doeth thou haveth dirt upon thy paint?
ZOG IT OFF!
Fly marks are no problem with Zog. (Damned flies!)Smears, smut and smoke stains are nothing! (Smut, smut, smut) No finger marks or smudges too dastardly! (Damned kids.)
Used by the Queen (well, her servants), this magical product saves hours of soapy wall washing. Just direct your staff to put a little on a wet cloth and smear it on the wall. Then make them take a nice wet leather and rinse your wall. All gone without them complaining about heavy work - while you watch closely that they don’t miss a spot!
Remember, if you have dirt upon your paint, Zog is “as good as an extra hand” (for your servant). We don’t know what that means, but if it’s good enough for the Queen, it’s good enough for you.
Sold by grocers, oilmen, Ironmongers, chemists and stores, and in convenient sizes of 2/6, 1/ .6d and 3d, your help should be able to pick it up with a minimum of stress to you.
Remember, don’t just clean it, Zog it!
(not available in all states, void where prohibited. Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Warning: May contain nuts. If you develop a rash, see a doctor.)
PS: I have no idea how today’s earlier post, er, posted. It wasn’t finished. Bet you all just thought I was lazy!!