I’m A Little Bit Royal…


Doeth thou haveth dirt upon thy paint?


Fly marks are no problem with Zog. (Damned flies!)Smears, smut and smoke stains are nothing!  (Smut, smut, smut) No finger marks or smudges too dastardly! (Damned kids.)

Used by the Queen (well, her servants), this magical product saves hours of soapy wall washing.  Just direct your staff to put a little on a wet cloth and smear it on the wall.  Then make them take a nice wet leather and rinse your wall.  All gone without them complaining about heavy work - while you watch closely that they don’t miss a spot! 

Remember, if you have dirt upon your paint, Zog is “as good as an extra hand” (for your servant).  We don’t know what that means, but if it’s good enough for the Queen, it’s good enough for you.

Sold by grocers, oilmen, Ironmongers, chemists and stores, and in convenient sizes of 2/6, 1/ .6d and 3d, your help should be able to pick it up with a minimum of stress to you.

Remember, don’t just clean it, Zog it! 

(not available in all states, void where prohibited. Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Warning: May contain nuts. If you develop a rash, see a doctor.)

PS:  I have no idea how today’s earlier post, er, posted.  It wasn’t finished.  Bet you all just thought I was lazy!!


I say we brew a pot of tea, pick up some crumpets, and have a little celebration whilst we watch the wedding!
houndstooth said…
I'll have my servants get right on that! They'll have no excuse for those dirt spots on the paint now, the lazy good for nothings!
tweedles said…
This is too funny
Was this real?
You come up with the craziest, funniest stuff!
we are going to send a postcard in for some Zog, BOL
Benny & Lily
Asta said…
Dawn..ouw staff has disappeawed
smoochie kisses
Anonymous said…
BOL! Never heard of Zog. Sounds like a lovely product ;) Mom views cleaning as a necessary evil so anything to speed the process along. Well she's all for it! Bring on the Zog! :)

Waggin at ya,
Dolores said…
I need some Zog..... sounds like the perfect compliment to my house with smudges and fingerprints on most everything.

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