Please Your Man With Fudge

A "wild" Fudge cake? Is it not enough that she's all dressed up - fancy dress, boa...I mean come on - he needs a special cake too? Never mind that she's married a man without a face; she obviously loves him enough to dress up and make a tunnel cake for him.  I just wonder - how does a man without a face actually EAT a fudge cake?   Does she put it in his ear or something?  Grind it up and put it in a feeder tube?  Hmmm...food for thought. Oh ha!  Get it?  Food for thought?  I crack myself up. Sidenote:  For those of you too young to have grown up with boxed frosting, let me just tell you it was FABulous.  They did us a disservice by canning it.  Especially that German Chocolate Pecan Coconut frosting...warm from the saucepan.  My mouth waters just thinking about it. So, if you were to dress up and make a cake, what would you make for a faceless spouse?