Wish It and It Will Come True

A man chases a fox into the woods.

Instead of shooting his prey, he dismounts, tickles the fox under the chin and VOILA!!

Instant buxom woman who is instantly attracted to you!  Get it?  Fox hunt!

Your job?  Get her drunk on malt liquor.

Champagne Velvet.  Go catch yourself a fox to share it with.


So is he the hound dog in "fox and hound"?
Dolores said…
You always manage to give me a chuckle....thanks!
laura linger said…
That looks like the stuff a fraternity brother/serial date rapist (seriously) I knew at Purdue would break out to impress his dates. He was known as the "classy" brother at the house.
So that is how the fox becomes foxy? Or is that how you tell a fox from a hound? Better yet, let the fox hunter drink the liquor. I suspect that the fox hunter has to dismount and pull a brown paper bag over his head before he approaches the fox if the fox is still sober.

Mogley G. Retriever
3 doxies said…
I'm wondering if mum OR dad needs to drinks dat...bwhahahaha!

Ummmm...dat was just between us k,k?

Puddles...hating Blogger
thank you for the smiles today sweet Barbara
houndstooth said…
Bwaaa ha ha! That's hilarious! I suppose a red jacket just wouldn't do the same thing!
aaaaaaaahhhhhh...good one
Benny & Lily
Sch-malt-zy, to say the least...Let's do the fox trot and trot away from that creep!

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