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INDOOR BB GUN SHOOTING!!!!
Ah, the 50's, when there were no open lots, no wooded areas. Something had to be done to help the paternal units teach the young ones how to hunt for food. Thank goodness Daisy came up with the Indoor Target Range!
Mom no longer has to worry about little Bobby shooting at the neighbors pets or his little sister, now that Dad can supervise from his easy chair. Just hang up the standard 15 foot Daisy range, or use some old bedspreads, canvas or cardboard. Or mom's washer. Why, it'll be so safe, mom will be standing on the basement steps doing cheers.
"Mark respects guns now", says Dad. "A Daisy teaches a boy to act like a man!" You're damned right, Dad!
Just remember that at no time can a girl use one of these BB guns. They are not girl things. Sis can use her Suzy Homemaker floor sweeper to clean up the BB's once the guys are done. Oh, and make sammiches.
Indoor BB Gun Shooting - that New Father-Son Fun time!!