|Aren't you glad you're a girl? (If you're a guy reading this, I'm so sorry..)|
Isn't it a FABulous feeling knowing he'd rather suck on your shoulder and not some other woman? Aren't you glad he isn't put off by your peacock costume and chandelier earrings?
Blow in his ear while he chews on your shoulder and he'll love your "charm" forever.
And you ARE charming, now that you wear deodorant. You never have "perspiration worries", because you Veto your pits. That's right, one touch of Veto and BAM, you're irresistible! No more smelling like you spent all day washing, waxing, vacuuming, diaper changing, mowing the yard and cooking dinner....oh no! You smell just like the petunias in the garden baby!
Remember, if you're nice to be next to, next to NOTHING is impossible. So shower already and put on deodorant.
Maybe now he'll buy you that Cadillac.