Thursday, June 2, 2011

You Are The Air He Breathes. Stink Away.

Aren't you glad you're a girl? (If you're a guy reading this, I'm so sorry..)

Isn't it a FABulous feeling knowing he'd rather suck on your shoulder and not some other woman?  Aren't you glad he isn't put off by your peacock costume and chandelier earrings?

Blow in his ear while he chews on your shoulder and he'll love your "charm" forever. 

And you ARE charming, now that you wear deodorant.  You never have "perspiration worries", because you Veto your pits.  That's right, one touch of Veto and BAM, you're irresistible!  No more smelling like you spent all day washing, waxing, vacuuming, diaper changing, mowing the yard and cooking dinner....oh no!  You smell just like the petunias in the garden baby!

Remember, if you're nice to be next to, next to NOTHING is impossible.  So shower already and put on deodorant. 

Maybe now he'll buy you that Cadillac.

7 comments:

Dana@Mid2Mod said...

OMG...I'd forgotten all about Veto. Remember when deodorant only came in cream form in little flat jars, and you had to put it on with your fingers? Ewww, I hated that. (Of course, I'm older than the rest of you, so I may be the only one who remembers that at all. I was gonna say that sucks, but at my age, I should be grateful my memory isn't totally shot.) :)

3 doxies said...

What woman in her right mind would wear a product called VETO????
Well, I guess one dat likes her shoulders sucked on apparently.
Thank god I am a dog!

Puddles

houndstooth said...

I don't know where to start! When you said "Veto your pits" I completely lost my train of thought! Somebody should be paying you to write their ads.

Okay, you know that no man's nose can resist a woman's armpit! Chewing on a shoulder is the closest most of them can get, though!

Jim said...

Hi Barbara! Wanna play Tag......if so check out my post.
Jim

Tweedles -- that's me said...

tee hee hee,, i have puggy deodorant!
You crack me up every time!
Your mind is ALWAYS going so fast!
love
tweedles

Dolores said...

Never heard of veto...don't think I would have tried it anyway...weird name,
Hugs

Mack said...

I'll never understand humans!

Sugars and TGIF!
-Mack

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