|Hello! I'm Fred Astaire's Head, taking the RC Cola Challenge!|
First, my "idiot grin, shifty glance to the right" head is tasting Cola X. Mind you, that's not my body, but the studio owns the right to use my head, so there it is. Imagine being the girl model. Posing all day with jugs of X, Y and Z while starting at a headless body. Whew, hard work!!
Now look at my oddly tilted head as I cast my vote for Cola X. Notice that I changed the part in my hair? Bet you didn't! It's too bad that I never actually got the cup to my mouth to taste before I cast my vote, but again, that's the studio publicity department for you! They're so funny!
And lastly, my "guffah, har de har har" head gets placed with my altered right hand to show you that honest, I drink RC Cola! I do, really, but only in pictures.
By now you should know that only RC Cola makes me dance like I do...really. I can't function at all without my head and RC Cola, so the studio says. Make sure you pick up that plug for my movie and pick up some RC Cola after you go to the theater.
My head thanks you.