I’m Confused

Ginny can’t walk another step…because of her sanitary pad.

I’m confused – did they make them out of sandpaper back in the day?

“Glory, I’ve darned near erased my lady bits walking down this street.  If only they’d invent something soft to wear ‘on days like this’ (i.e. “euphemism*”)”.

It appears Ginny didn’t understand that you first had to remove the pads from the box before wearing.  Using them with the box leads to unsightly clothing bulges and yes, discomfort.

Modess makes a world of difference!

*euphemism: saying “tee-tee”, “plunky” or “days like these” instead of the correct names “whiz”, “doody” and “Sally is visiting”.