Thursday, August 18, 2011

It Seems Men Need Lots of Convincing

If you just look at the number of words alone! 

Why be embarrassed at your local drug store asking for WOMAN's hair color when all you have to do is sneak this in your cart?  Why give your buddies something to tease you about (you sensitive soul, you) when you can sneak this into your hair unnoticed?

And never, ever be caught doing something "flashy" to your gray hair that would look "too show-biz" and not for "a regular fellow" (are you afraid you're gay, Bob?)

Did you know that it isn't only actors now that color their hair?  Nope, bankers, farmers - even longshoremen are heading for the dye.  No one wants to look like an old fart - DO YOU?

Don't be afraid - it's easy...every two weeks, sneak into the bathroom (or go to a trusted barber) and pour it on your head, straight from the bottle.  Lather and rinse.  Do this every two weeks until your gray is gone.  Or be brave and just leave it on for a while and POOF - no more gray, because it only works on the gray! 

And it won't rub off on your pillow, so you can start dating those 20 year-old's PRONTO!

So muster up that courage - and do something about your gray hair!  It's nice to look young!

PS: How many think he looked better gray?


Pam@GoRetro said...

Does anyone else think this dude looks like Ted Knight? Dying his hair shoe polish black seems like something Ted Baxter might have done...

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Jan said...

A definite vote for the gray side. The shoe polish side screams 'salesman of shoddy goods.'

De tout, de rien said...

Actually I like the half and half daring! lol!

That is totally Ted Knight!

laura linger said...

I agree...he should have left his hair half-and-half, and then dyed his eybrows opposite colors for a funky CBGB effect. And then he could have left his job on Madison Avenue and become a roadie for The Talking Heads.

houndstooth said...

He looks like a reject from The Addams Family with the colored hair! Yegads, that man is creepy. I have to wonder about how young the girls are that he's trying to meet up with!

Dolores said...

I like the gray side better than the black on black.....

Mack said...

I think he needs to have just a gray stripe down the middle!!

DearHelenHartman said...

He looks a bit sinister with the dark hair but then one would expect that of a MAN who would dye his hair! Bankers might be up to that kind of tomfoolery but farmers? Evil farmers, maybe.

Vintage Christine said...

Any man who has that much grey hair wouldn't be able to read that small type in the first place. And of course I think the grey side is MUCH better probably because both my sides are grey. And hey, I saw on Facebook where you're not feeling too perky right now. Cheer up! You won something in my "You Didn't Win The Fenton Bowl But You Still Won Something" runners-up drawing. Once I get off my big fat ass and figure out what in the heck it is that you (and several others) won I'll let you know. Hopefully yours will be orange. Hugs to you!!!!

Eartha Kitsch said...

I was completely thinking, "Wow, he looked better before". It's good to see men stressing over looking younger for a change though.

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