|If you just look at the number of words alone! |
And never, ever be caught doing something "flashy" to your gray hair that would look "too show-biz" and not for "a regular fellow" (are you afraid you're gay, Bob?)
Did you know that it isn't only actors now that color their hair? Nope, bankers, farmers - even longshoremen are heading for the dye. No one wants to look like an old fart - DO YOU?
Don't be afraid - it's easy...every two weeks, sneak into the bathroom (or go to a trusted barber) and pour it on your head, straight from the bottle. Lather and rinse. Do this every two weeks until your gray is gone. Or be brave and just leave it on for a while and POOF - no more gray, because it only works on the gray!
And it won't rub off on your pillow, so you can start dating those 20 year-old's PRONTO!
So muster up that courage - and do something about your gray hair! It's nice to look young!
PS: How many think he looked better gray?