Dinners For People You Hate

Do you have people stopping by unannounced?  Do you have “friends” that annoy you?

Here are six dinners made with the uber-flavorful canned spaghetti that will make them stop coming over!

First, there’s the wonderful Chicken Spaghetti souffle! 
Nothing says “dog food” more than this recipe.  Eggs, leftover chicken and canned spaghetti.  Don’t bother with spices, this will sing on it’s own.  In your stomach.  Next to the Bromo-Seltzer.

Spaghetti Bohemienne – leftover tongue, mushrooms, onions, green peppers and olives make this a dish for drunks or stoners.  They’ll eat anything.

Stuffed Eggplant – Bayou Style.  This recipe comes from no bayou I know.  Stuff eggplant with canned spaghetti and whatever leftover meat you have around.  I suggest liver.  We all know that bayou people use no seasoning whatsoever, so don’t even think about it.

Vienna Platter – Frankfurters, canned spaghetti and relish.  You do the math.  This is for children born without taste buds, or elderly people you’re attempting to kill.

These “company” meals are guaranteed to chase your company away.  Use them well and use them often!