Monday, September 12, 2011

Dinners For People You Hate

Do you have people stopping by unannounced?  Do you have “friends” that annoy you?

Here are six dinners made with the uber-flavorful canned spaghetti that will make them stop coming over!

First, there’s the companydinnerswonderful Chicken Spaghetti souffle! 
Nothing says “dog food” more than this recipe.  Eggs, leftover chicken and canned spaghetti.  Don’t bother with spices, this will sing on it’s own.  In your stomach.  Next to the Bromo-Seltzer.

Spaghetti Bohemienne – leftover tongue, mushrooms, onions, green peppers and olives make this a dish for drunks or stoners.  They’ll eat anything.

Stuffed Eggplant – Bayou Style.  This recipe comes from no bayou I know.  Stuff eggplant with canned spaghetti and whatever leftover meat you have around.  I suggest liver.  We all know that bayou people use no seasoning whatsoever, so don’t even think about it.

Vienna Platter – Frankfurters, canned spaghetti and relish.  You do the math.  This is for children born without taste buds, or elderly people you’re attempting to kill.

These “company” meals are guaranteed to chase your company away.  Use them well and use them often!

7 comments:

De tout, de rien said...

I never know what to do with that darn leftover tongue. Now I do! Thanks Barbara for sharing this wonderful tip! I'm going to curl my hair like the lady in the picture, don my pearls and my apron and whip up a batch right now.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We'd never have to worry about those friends coming back anytime soon! LOL

Dana@Mid2Mod said...

Ohmygawd...the leftover tongue one was bad enough (even though, strangely, I don't find tongue as repulsive as most people do), but when I got to the one about wieners, spaghetti and relish, I really almost gagged. Someone had to work long and hard to come up with recipes that bad!

Amber Von Felts said...

I feel queasy just thinking about these meals. What were people thinking back then?

houndstooth said...

I think this might be the first time I have nightmares about food! Thanks, Barbara!

How is Jeep doing after his tutoring session?

Benny and Lily said...

sounds great, maybe they won't come back, BOL
Benny & Lily

Sue said...

You're much nicer to unwanted company than I am. I don't offer food at all.
Sue

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