Those Men and Their Remarkable Zippers
So THIS is how it happened!
You are witnessing the birth of
THE ZIPPER!
That’s right! Of course, to you in the modern age, zippers are soooo yesterday. But then?
A MIRACLE, I TELL YA!
Many times poor, hapless men ran around with bulges in their crotches, and at the mercy of time and women. Late for work? To hell with button fly I say!! Going to tea? Well, that snotty Alice won’t have to tell you that your fly is open….AGAIN.
Nope! Now with this remarkable invention, men everywhere could freely go about their business without their business unexpectedly going freely!
Locks at the top! Cleaning won’t hurt it! And look how smooooooooth his crotch is now!!
We neglect to appreciate our zippers, so in unison I ask you – PRAISE THE ZIPPER!!!
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