Have you tried Sunsweet prune juice?
It’s the ginchiest!
Three out of four women already know that the quality of sunny California prunes beat the daylights out of those New Jersey prunes!
Why, California soil is just mineral-laden – unlike any other soil in the universe. Vitamins A and G (G?), “minerals” for resistance and a “certain something” for helping you poop on a regular basis.
Insist on California Prune Juice! Three out of four women know it’s better. That fourth woman? Ah, she’s just a bitch who deserves a good shunning.