I’ll Have What She’s Having


Ladies, have you had “trouble” lately?

Do you work and work and never reach a climax at anything?

Do you ice skate with gay men because you’re bored? Who doesn’t?

Well, here’s a cheap thrill for you. 


That’s right, Oasis (The Big O) promises fresher tasting tobacco that will stay with you long after you smoke.  Like, in your lungs.  Fresh like sucking on a jar of Mentholatum.  Because we all want our lungs “minty fresh”.

So grab your skates and have A Big O.  Several times.

Or just fake it.


Eartha Kitsch said…
Ha! I just don't know what to say to that. I always have thought that Brian Boitano is hot. That's what I'll say.
houndstooth said…
I have asthma -- I'll pass, thanks!
girls just gotta have fun ya know!
3 doxies said…
Hey I likes cheap thrills but sumptin' bouts da taste of menthol don't really does it fur me.

Adds a whole new meaning to the term afterglow.(Hint: it's that soft lovely glow of the x-ray machine) What is that fella in the background thinking?
Soooo, that's what I've been doing wrong all those years!

The big O. Sounds like it could be a new series on HBO.

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