Ladies, have you had “trouble” lately?
Do you work and work and never reach a climax at anything?
Do you ice skate with gay men because you’re bored? Who doesn’t?
Well, here’s a cheap thrill for you.
SMOKE THE BIG O.
That’s right, Oasis (The Big O) promises fresher tasting tobacco that will stay with you long after you smoke. Like, in your lungs. Fresh like sucking on a jar of Mentholatum. Because we all want our lungs “minty fresh”.
So grab your skates and have A Big O. Several times.
Or just fake it.