Are you lacking the little niceties from your hubby?
No flowers? Forgets your anniversary?
It’s your own fault.
Your husband wants flowers too. And frills. Ruffles and bow ties, because the Seventies man wants big hair, dull women and Prince Albert shirts.
I mean look at you! That expression! That death stare! And honey…THAT COLLAR! Look at what he really wants – a carefree woman that he can give a pearl necklace – yep, frilly clothes and loose women. THAT’s what he wants.
Or you can just buy him the shirt to wear when he trims the trees.
After Six. When men used to care about dressing up.