I Wanna Be Regular

Ever notice how constipated people used to be?

The only generation that actually ate regular meals, three times a day, yet plagued by incessant constipation.

Of course, this couple was considered “modern” because they used Nature’s Remedy, kind to the system and no worries of perturbing effects.

Now this couple, well, she was fine, but he was just.no.good.

Dirty bastard never wanted to work OR play…worn to a frazzle, cross and irritable. 

All because he couldn’t poop on time.

How did these people become so irregular?  What was it that made them this way?

Was it the lack of McDonalds or Kentucky Fried Chicken?  Did they not have enough Jello to push stuff through their systems?  Questions, questions.

Have you ever had to suggest a laxative to someone worn out and irritable?