Here's To You, Ed

Here's to you, Ed.

Here's a bottle for your home, one for your desk, one for your secretary's desk and one for your car.

I know how hard it is, being all proper during the day.  Booze helps.  

But Ed, people are starting to talk.  I'm not sure why, but maybe it's that tie.  Or your eye shadow. Or the way you hold that bottle right at crotch level.  Whatever it is, Ed, people are talking.

So while I wrap this bottle of Canadian Club with one hand and a bottle of Walker's Deluxe Bourbon with the other, I just want to say this:

Grab that drink for me, will ya Buddy?