Are You All Mouth?

Have you ever had this problem?

You wear lipstick, but it's like you have no eyes.  No one sees anything but big red lips yakking at them.  It's a common mistake most women make, being unbalanced, don't cha know?

Balance out your face by wearing makeup ON YOUR EYES!  I know, it's a foreign concept, but trust me, it's for your own good.  Being "washed-out" is no way to go through life!!

And don't forget your eyebrows!  Everyone remembers Joan Crawford because of her eyebrows!  Don't be forgotten!  Apply as much makeup as you can so you can be noticed!

(Advice void in Hawaii, Maryland and Guam.  Use makeup as needed. If you develop a rash, call a doctor. Not responsible for illegal activity performed after wearing makeup. If you get arrested, call a lawyer. For a good time, call 555-1212.)