Every once in a while when I wear a dress, I get a tingly feeling in my legs. All this time I thought maybe I hadn't shaved my legs well enough (and little hairs were catching), or that my legs were starting to fall asleep.
Had I been armed with this knowledge earlier in life, I could have save myself a ton of nylons! I mean, WHO KNEW??? I would have sprayed my legs with antiperspirant; I would have swished them in the sink immediately after I pulled them off...I would have treated them with the respect I now know I didn't. And according to Ivory Snow, it would have only taken me THREE seconds to do this!!
I'm so ashamed.
Take my advice and save yourself from needless stocking murder. Wash your unmentionables RIGHT NOW!!