It’s Not Orange Juice, It’s Crack for Kids!

“Give her an orange juice ‘break’ to restore her energy.”

Seriously? 

Does little Becky look like she needs her energy restored?  She looks like she’s eaten six bowls of Sugar Smacks, eaten 42 pieces of candy, taken six Dexedrine and ate her own thumb.  I be more likely to give this child a highball than something laced with more sugar! 

This poor kid…I can imagine that after what her mother considers a “normal” afternoon of sugar intake, she drops like a sedated elephant.  Five o’clock comes around and this kid’s sugar levels drop – whammo!  Imagine dragging Becky out of bed for school…oh wait…tomorrow’s breakfast is Sugar Frosted Flakes, Pop Tart’s and OJ, with a Hostess cupcake chaser. We just need to get that first spoonful in…

Enjoy it now Becky, for cocaine will whittle your paycheck to nothing once you’re older and looking for that buzz you had in childhood.