Only Booze Helps This Party

A peppermint martini. 

Honestly, that sounds incredibly disgusting.  But then, the party IS in the bedroom, so I guess anything goes. I’m thinking that anything will help our poor hip Jenny as Murray pulls his “I’ll use just one finger to attempt to turn you on” move. 

Jenny is nearing fetal position, so either she’s going to give in and do it right there on everyone’s coat with the crowd watching, or she’s going to keel over and start puking the peppermint schnapps and vodka.  Believe me, you don’t want to puke peppermint schnapps – I’ve done it and it isn’t pretty.

Do you think Murray will stay and hold back her hair?  Somehow, I doubt it, even though the copy says he wants to “share his future” with Jenny.  The redhead in the background looks pretty easy, if you ask me.