A Problem I Wish I Had
Oh darn, I’m just too, too thin.
Whatever will I do?
Drink “Kelp-A-Malt!”
It’s what Mazie did! A nice cool glass of malted kelp is just what she needed to gain those breasts, hips and cuuuuuuurrrves! And best of all, she feels swell!
I wonder if “solid flesh” equals “solid fat”, or if poor Trudy will gain it in the places she seems to be lacking. We’ll never know, but don’t you wish you did?
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Sam
And I finally know why I've got this belly. It's not all the beer, it's all those damn Kelp-a-Malts!
"Three Kelp-a-Malt tablets contain more iron and copper than a pound of spinach or 7-1/2 lbs. of fresh tomatoes; more calcium than 6 eggs; more phosphorous than 1-1/2 lbs. carrots; more FOOD IODINE than 1600 lbs. of beef."
The tablets are 3-4 times the size of regular tablets. Must have been hard to swallow.