Body Confusion

She has “the face of a girl, the body of a woman but wants the skin of a baby”.

She’s kind of confused.

She’s approaching 30, yet she’s still wearing her hair like she did in 4th grade; dresses like that too.

But she wears heels and keeps a pillow guarding her privates.

It’s a bit Lolita-ish, this ad.  And creepy.  She’d be perfect with the guy who wanted a girl to come softly, remember?

I’m off to buy baby oil.  I’ve got the face of a woman, the body of a grandmother and my skin is dry as the prairie.  I’ll let you know if it works sniffing out men.