She has “the face of a girl, the body of a woman but wants the skin of a baby”.
She’s kind of confused.
She’s approaching 30, yet she’s still wearing her hair like she did in 4th grade; dresses like that too.
But she wears heels and keeps a pillow guarding her privates.
It’s a bit Lolita-ish, this ad. And creepy. She’d be perfect with the guy who wanted a girl to come softly, remember?
I’m off to buy baby oil. I’ve got the face of a woman, the body of a grandmother and my skin is dry as the prairie. I’ll let you know if it works sniffing out men.