Looking for a Raise? Douche First!
Here’s an ad going around IN THIS CENTURY.
Shower first. Especially your private bits.
Ask for raise.
I’m sorry, but the LAST thing I’m thinking about at work is my crotch. Unless you’re schtupping during your breaks or lunch, “feeling fresh” really should be a given. And if you ARE schtupping during breaks and lunch, it best be with your boss, because that’s where the money is, right?
And if you smell, you should see a doctor.
Are we really in 2010, or is this 1950 all over again?