Looking for a Raise? Douche First!
Here’s an ad going around IN THIS CENTURY.
Shower first. Especially your private bits.
Ask for raise.
Profit.
Unbelievable.
I’m sorry, but the LAST thing I’m thinking about at work is my crotch. Unless you’re schtupping during your breaks or lunch, “feeling fresh” really should be a given. And if you ARE schtupping during breaks and lunch, it best be with your boss, because that’s where the money is, right?
And if you smell, you should see a doctor.
Are we really in 2010, or is this 1950 all over again?
Comments
No wonder women were forced into women lib... All the retarded ad men made such lame ads, we HAD to protest!!
Yes, once you slap that cootch in yer bosses face, he's not going to care what flavor of Summer Breeze you used, hell, he likely wants a BJ anyways lol...
My solution? I am my own boss heh heh
29 year old Wall Street guy, black Armani suit, power red tie, Tiffany cufflinks, leather breifcase, iPhone against his ear, walking to the NYSE.
Ad reads:
Climb the Corporate Ladder with Scrotum Scrub!
That's right, you are a man on the rise, and you want to go even higher. Hit that boardroom with confidence, know your testicles are as smooth as a babys ass with Scrotum Scrub!
muahahahahaaa
cute Barbara!
Thanks for the laughs!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Oh, and I thought MEN were supposed to get an ENEMA before a job interview and women a DOUCHE after you got the job because you had to f**k the interviewer (or vicey versey) in order to get it. Jobs being so hard to get these days and all.
VintageChristine is perhaps a bit too naughty today, n'est-ce pas?
Maybe we are starting to go backwards.......so much for evolving.
Great blog Barbara.
Jim
The reason? My pussy was not as fresh as A Misty Morn.
True story