Remember when butter was “better”?
Butter was gourmet? Butter meant you’d “made it”?
Yeah, those days are gone.
So be daring this year. Be Canadian! Shove butter in your turkey, on top of your turkey and in all your side dishes.
Your forefathers thank you.
WARNING: We recommend having a defibrillator handy, as well as 911 pre-programmed in your phone. Unless, of course, rich Uncle Henry is dining with you. Have that bastard sign his will over to you and then feed him dinner. Ca-ching!
THANK YOU to all who have donated so far to Blueberry’s Operation Fund. Frankie Furter is organizing an auction with proceeds to go to the Fund. Please participate, there’s going to be a lot of nice stuff auctioned off!!