Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

Have you ever received a bad Christmas present?  What constitutes “bad”?  Well, here’s a list.

A giant enema bulb.

Honestly, what could you have possibly said or done to a friend or relative that would result in this gift?

 

Say it with undies.  This must be the gift for your dads girlfriend.

The message says it all.

 

Perfume for your toilet.  Seriously.  A gift for men, made by women.

Hint: Buy an exhaust fan.

A teddy bear lamp with no head.

This gift screams “I hate children”.  Great for your annoying cousin.

A black velvet painting of a crying child.

Personally, I think if you hung this in a child’s room you could scare them into doing anything you say.  Just point to the picture and say “that will be YOU if you don’t…(clean your room, etc.).  I know it would have put me on the straight and narrow.

The “Bad Hair Day” hat.

I would leave the house with bad hair before I’d be caught dead with this on my head.

So, what was the worst present you ever received??