And Now We Prepare For…

The worst day in a single person’s life….New Year’s Eve!

It’s a “couple’s” holiday.

Single people only participate if they are lucky enough to have a gaggle of friends having a party, but you’re still single.

 

 

 

 

 

This is a single woman included in a New Years party.

See how she’s being laughed at? 

“Oh, poor Martha!  She tries so, but no one will ever want her!  I mean, look at me, all slim, made up and covered in jewels. Poor Martha looks like a deflated blimp on New Years Day.  Oh well, bless poor Mary for inviting her!”

Usually, the hours leading up to New Years Day as a single person are spent like this…

Trying on makeup to see if you could be more glamorous

watching television…

eating…

drinking…

crying…

and finally,

resigned acceptance that the new year has come and gone without you.

So, how will YOU spend your New Years Eve?